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The first album was recorded in Los Angeles and released in April 2009 under the title "Aim and Ignite". It received positive reviews from music magazines and even peaked on Billboard Hot 200 chart at number 71. The threesome supported the album with extensive tours up to 2010, supporting Taking Back Sunday first before going for a headlining tour. They also continued to build fan base as the supporting acts of other bands such as Jack's Mannequin and Paramore.
Fun. signed a recording deal with Fueled by Ramen in August 2010 and the work for their second album started from there. They released a collaboration with label mate Panic At the Disco titled "C'mon" in May 2011. Their own first single came out four months later called "We Are Young", featuring Janelle Monae.
To the band's delight, the single managed to bring a lot of attention to the band. Beside sitting atop the Billboard Hot 100 chart, "We Are Young" was vastly used on TV shows such as "Glee" and "Chuck". "We Are Young" made Fun. the first multi-member Rock Band to make a.

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Back in February 2008, Nate Ruess split with The Format and formed a new band with the Format's touring partners. Nate asked Jack Antonoff of Steel Train and Andrew Dost of Anathallo to join him in a new project which was kicked off within a week in New York. "We stayed for a couple of months and just wrote, recorded and hung out," Andrew said in an interview.

They recorded their first demo and titled it "Benson Hedges". With materials in hand, the band approached Steven McDonald who produced for The Format. McDonald agreed to produce their first album and even played guitar in it. "At Least I'm Not as Sad (As I Used to Be)" was set as the first single and posted for free on the band's MySpace page.

Meanwhile, the band began searching for the right moniker. They did extensive search of a band called "Fun" over the internet and could not find any. But a few months into setting the name, they got an email from another act who claimed they have used "Fun" first. Therefore, Nate's band decided to add the period. "It was in our logo already because we like periods and That Dog.is one of my favorite bands and I think they always use a period," Andrew explained.

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Tommy was born in Caerphilly, Wales on 19th of March 1921. Although he was proud of being Welsh, his family moved to the South Coast of England when he was but a baby, hence he never developed a Welsh accent. Was his comic genius nature, or nurture? Interestingly his father was a very funny man, and his mother had a determined streak that manifested in Tommy as an obsessive desire to perfect his act. The man himself one said on the subject: 'Acting is in my blood'....'A straight actor bit me once'.Nurture, or opportunity, came in the unlikely form of the British army. It's true to say he had an undistinguished military career, but it was here that discovered that this trade mark fez could get a laugh. While he did not have a 'captive audience', 1,000 troops starved of entertainment was probably the next best thing to discover what bungled magic worked, and what went down like a lead balloon.Only the very greatest comics are idolized by their fellow show-biz performers, and Tommy Cooper was one of that select band. When asked to analyse Tommy and his act, they say it's his ability to have a rapport with himself that makes him stand out as a great comedian. Once alerted to this internal dialog of talking to himself as he performs, you can see what they mean.Once I realized that magic was his hobby, as well as a big part of his stage act, I began to imagine all the hours of practice to make a bungled magic trick appear an accident. While Tommy Cooper flirted with films such at 'The Plank' 1967, and starred in numerous T.V. programs, his peers in show business unanimously say that his live act saw Tommy at his best.Tommy Cooper played Las Vegas in the late 1960's; they loved his crazy conjuring act, but could not understand his accent and delivery. As for Tommy, he craved Variety Shows where he could play on his size and awkwardness, and work a live audience to get their applause. So he quickly returned to Britain.Sadly, Tommy Cooper died during a TV show on the 15th of April 1984 in London. 'Always leave them laughing'.Perhaps his most lasting claim to fame is inventing the word 'Cooperism' to describe a funny, almost silly joke.

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Tommy Cooper was more than a catch phrase, he had an original approach. Biographers say that in his earliest days, Tommy Cooper was so nervous that he made unintentional mistakes, he soon saw that if he could recreate these accidents then he would have people rolling in the aisles. In fact Tommy's earliest trick was with a milk bottle. During the course of the trick he was supposed to turn it up-side-down, but when he did the trick, the milk came pouring out along with the audiences laughter. That got Tommy Cooper thinking, I can get applause through making tricks go wrong - deliberately. 'Always leave them laughing'. To get the most from these classic one liners, I suggest that you get into state, imagine that fez hat. 'Just like that'. became a member of The Secret Seven. It's so secret, I don't even know who the other six are... 'Sent by Johan van ElkI went to the doctors with a jelly stuck in one ear and custard in the other. The doctor asked, 'what seems to be the problem?' I said 'you have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf.'Sent by Julian CheeseTwo fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on his shoulder. He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.

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